I don't know why I'm writing this. Someday I'll be popular enough for this to be important, but right now I'm just a random bitching n00b.

WELL, If nothing else, it's kinda a funny story. I was hired to work for a expediter for a dinner theater. Basically, I prepare salads on plates so the waiters have easier jobs.

I was fired my first day. Why?

Not because I was slow, I was actually quite fast and efficient. I learned quickly, too, and was an eager worker. I was very neat, washed my hands, didn't cus or mock my supervisors, or smoke weed or anything, and was the model employee.

so why fired?

Get this: I was creepy. I scared the other employees and the cook. Not only was my vocabulary whole notches above theirs, making me seem intimidating and intelligent, but also the way I composed myself gave others the impression I was possessed by some form of demon. All in all, people were so nervous around me that they couldn't keep me.

It was kind of sad, at first, because I really liked the job, but now it's kind of funny. Getting fired because I scared people? That's kind of hilarious. It'll make a good opening to my biography when I'm rich and famous and loved.

Anyway, on another note entirely, my birthday came and went and I find myself a few hundred bucks richer: A new laptop and Flash is just beyond the horizon, so get ready for something from me in a few years or so. On another note, I'm also almost done with a little story I've been working on. Maybe you'll see my name in lights soon enough.

thanks!