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I wrote a book and you should buy the book.

Posted by Pocru - March 15th, 2012


Hello all.

Because it seems unlikely we'll ever get a writing portal, I decided that the only alternative is to WRITE A BOOK AND SELL IT ON AMAZON.

My Girlfriend is a Japanese Ghost

It's the tale of a porn writer obsessed with puns and the vengeful ghost who loves him and nearly kills him in the process- It's got wacky characters, a plot in there somewhere, and comedy unlike any you've ever seen before if you've only read the work of Russian Formalists. And to top it all off, it costs less, lasts longer, and is more satisfying then a large espresso at Starbucks (Doesn't taste as good, though), so really, why NOT support a fellow Newgrounder and give it a read? I promise there's a ton of dick jokes in it! And there just MIGHT be a reference to Strawberry Clock in there! (Spoilers: there's not)

...and you can download a Kindle Reading App if you have Windows or The Other One (Mak or something) so no excuses. D<

Thanks!


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If your book is anywhere near as hilarious as your description of it, it might be worth it!

I can guarantee you, as a personal fan of amature hookers, that I've paid more for worse jokes before. So at least I think it's a bargain!

thanks!